True Canadian
Instead of expressing gratitude,
I have decided to issue a general apology.
To my parents, sorry for being so darn right rebellious throughout my childhood.
To my baby brother, sorry for being so annoying and disruptive to your learning and studies
To my high school locker, sorry for beating on you 5 days a week (but if you just had opened…)
To my high school teachers, I am sorry for driving you up the wall with so many darn questions
To my friends, sorry for disrupting your learning and surprising you guys so much.
To my awesome post secondary school, sorry for wishing that a meteorite would destroy you the night before the midterms
And again for exams
To all those who tried to inspire me? Sorry for being so gosh darned realistic.
To the world, I am sorry for the trees I have killed, for my own selfish needs for knowledge.
To those who have doubted me, I am sorry that my success has pissed you that much.
To our fellow American’s that are right below us, how is that for being a True Canadian, eh?
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